asonlynasacan:

By special request…Five Hour Neil. ;)

1966

Scott: Wow, that was a close shave! But we made it and we’re safe! I love the U.S. Air Force, West Point, apple pie and America! What about you, Neil?

Armstrong: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSS! I WOULD LOVE TO ADD A FEW THINGS. DAVE’S REALLY OBSESSED WITH WORKING OUT. LIKE WICKED OBSESSED. HE ALSO SMILES AT HIMSELF WHILE POSING IN A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR. ALSO, YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE LOVES ED WHITE? YEAH, HE OWES ME MONEY. I BOUGHT HIM PIZZA ROLLS AND THAT GINGER NEVER PAID ME BACK. ALSO, I’D LIKE TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES SLEEP AROUND. HERE ARE THEIR NAMES, REPORTERS, SO GET YOUR PENS AND NOTEBOOKS READY…

Scott: (cuts Neil off) HOLY CRAP, someone get a tranquilizer gun! Five Hour Neil is crazier than all of us combined!

OKAY. WHO SLEEP AROUND? AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Davy : You’re such a paparazzi, Neil. You impressed me.

Dave Scott & Al Worden.

asonlynasacan:

D’awwwww. Everyone’s ovaries grew by three sizes that day.

DAVY.

And you feel like no-one before 

You steal right under my door 

And I kneel ‘cos I want you some more 

I want the lot of what you got 

And I want nothing that you’re not 

Handsome Dave Scott says hi to all the laydeez.

asonlynasacan:

OKAY, I PROMISE, THIS IS THE LAST ONE UNLESS PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS CRAP IS FUNNY

Presenting…Five Hour Dave.

Spacesuit Technician: Okay, Colonel Scott, let’s get your gloves on.

Scott: HAHAHAHA! THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME I WENT TO ICELAND FOR GEOLOGY TRAINING AND IT WAS LIKE REALLY, REALLY COLD AND STUFF, LIKE COLDER THAN CANADA OR SOMETHING, AND I HAD TO WEAR GLOVES! PEOPLE UP NORTH AREN’T AS NICE AS PEOPLE FROM TEXAS, WHERE I WAS BORN! ALSO, I ATE FISH WHILE I WAS THERE! DAMN, WHAT IS THIS ALBUM YOU’RE PLAYING? IS THIS MARVIN GAYE? DAMN, THIS SOUNDS AWESOME! I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE RIGHT NOW! IS THAT WEIRD? HAHAHA! I’M GONNA TAKE MY SHIRT OFF NOW FOR NO REASON, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.

NOOOOOOO DAVYYYYYYYY.

WUT DAVY.

asonlynasacan:

Upside down, boy you turn me, inside out and round and round…

you turn my world upside down, Dave. you evil bastard.

asonlynasacan:

mrsdfsneezy:

Handsome Dave Scott says hi to all the laydeez.

IT’S ALMOST TOO DAMN MUCH!

I TOTALLY LOST IT AND WHEN I FOUND OUT THIS KIND OF UBER HANDSOMENESS.

asonlynasacan:

Now, new Deal With It Dave.

“I walked on the Moon. Deal with it.”