asonlynasacan:

By special request…Five Hour Neil. ;)

1966

Scott: Wow, that was a close shave! But we made it and we’re safe! I love the U.S. Air Force, West Point, apple pie and America! What about you, Neil?

Armstrong: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSS! I WOULD LOVE TO ADD A FEW THINGS. DAVE’S REALLY OBSESSED WITH WORKING OUT. LIKE WICKED OBSESSED. HE ALSO SMILES AT HIMSELF WHILE POSING IN A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR. ALSO, YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE LOVES ED WHITE? YEAH, HE OWES ME MONEY. I BOUGHT HIM PIZZA ROLLS AND THAT GINGER NEVER PAID ME BACK. ALSO, I’D LIKE TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES SLEEP AROUND. HERE ARE THEIR NAMES, REPORTERS, SO GET YOUR PENS AND NOTEBOOKS READY…

Scott: (cuts Neil off) HOLY CRAP, someone get a tranquilizer gun! Five Hour Neil is crazier than all of us combined!

OKAY. WHO SLEEP AROUND? AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Davy : You’re such a paparazzi, Neil. You impressed me.

Dave : Gosh. I’m handsome.

Neil : ……..! (Shut up, Dave!)

More handsomeness (with some cuteness thrown in).

Adorable Neil Armstrong™ and Handsome Dave Scott™

The bros of Gemini 8.

The Cool Kats of The Go-Go VIII.

The bros of Gemini 8 brings you cuteness and handsomeness.

lightthiscandle:

A banner in the Cape Kennedy crew quarters welcomes back “Nifty Neil” and “Dandy Dave” from their Gemini 8 flight. But lest they feel too important, they are reminded that “Big Al” is an added attraction.

Okay I just discovered that.

“Dandy Dave”…that means : Handsome Dave Scott™ is NASA approved.

Dave and Neil make it back, safe and all that.

Dave (smiles warmly) : Oh hey ladies, I’m back safely!

Neil : ………..!?

Dave : stop making derp face, Neil.

Neil : ??????