asonlynasacan:

“Well, these go to 11.”

“oh hey, you want this? let’s go grab a beer and we can discuss the price.”

asonlynasacan:

mrsdfsneezy:

“Hey, it’s us. After a long discussion, we decided to have another yard sale. Sonny, if you promise to be good, I won’t try to give you away. Okay people, apart from that “if you touch it, you gotta buy it” rule, also remember “if you bought it, don’t try to return it”. Please Sonny, don’t try to make a scene. People are watching.”

“DAVE, I AM NOT FOR SALE. ONLY MY MAMA CAN CALL ME SONNY.”

“I SAID DON’T TRY TO MAKE A SCENE. I’M SO GOING TO GIVE YOU AWAY THIS TIME ARGHHHH.”

“Good morning, it’s me again. Another yard sale today. This is LRV model no. 5. Just remember one simple rule : if you touch it, you gotta buy it. Also, I decided to take Sonny back after some stupid buyer abandoned him with his Corvette outside my house. My wife said he looked so sad that I should take him back. Okay Jim, I know you’re very happy. Well, I can’t find the cute doc here today. Someone take him, I assume?”

“Hi. It’s me again. Yes, another yard sale. No, I’m not for sale. You can take Sonny with you, because he threw away all my Chapsticks and beauty products. Jim, stop that. I’m not going to change my mind this time. Also, that cute doc is hiding in somewhere, you can take him too, if you want to.”

“Hi y’all, it’s us again. You see, those caps just don’t match with our outfits. So the baseball caps must go. Please, we’re not for sale. Not even Sonny. He’s doing good so right now I’m not planning to sell him.”

“Hey, it’s us. After a long discussion, we decided to have another yard sale. Sonny, if you promise to be good, I won’t try to give you away. Okay people, apart from that “if you touch it, you gotta buy it” rule, also remember “if you bought it, don’t try to return it”. Please Sonny, don’t try to make a scene. People are watching.”

“Well, hi, me again. You see, there’re people coming to my yard sale. No lady, I’m not for sale. Hey kids, if you touch it, you gotta buy it.”